Cut My Hair Right
A-oooooga! The sound of the approaching tugboat shatters the nightвЂ™s fog. I make the boat sound with my own wet mouth.
I Can t Read
A Window on the World
A porthole is a boat, a boat a ship of life. Tossed upon the seas of life am I, watching from my porthole boat. A boat, a boat. A boataboat. Putt putt putt putt putt.
Beppppp. Bep bep bep. Here is my paper note pad and here is my pen, in my mouth along with the note pad. Hello IвЂ™m here for the interview. A real professional, live on the scene.
Kill That Hoopla
Woot! Have you heard someone say this? Woot! (they say). Lordy, lordy.
O cummm, all ye faithfulllll. Cummm cummm cummm, it s Christmas.
I m the Wild West Type
If I had a cowboy hat, what would be inside? Nothing but a furry domeвЂ”and a mouse that likes to ride!
Say No to Ebola
I would like to tell you a story, about a friend. A story? An elegy, perhaps. A friend? A soul. As fly as mine own when I m getting all that static electricity nonstop.
Fly! Heart roaming thru the heaven s subtle firmament. Soar! Onrushing fervor in my verisimilitude.
I Ate an Apple
The bump on my tongue is not just the end, of my tongue. It is the beginningвЂ” dash dash dash! Of a story.- – – –
Cereal In My Mouth
I would not say that the cereal in the box was given to me. What I would say is that, through a series of events, I came to have access to the cereal in the box.
Imagine If You Were In a Volcano
When I look into a fire. I feel hypnotize.
Crated and Obliterated
I like a dead bird. I like a live bird. Any kind of bird is allowed to hang out with me.
No Shades, Baby
Tony. Tony? Tony! Tony. Tony! Tony.
The Best Friend Song
The sissko kid, was a friend of minnnnne. Hey! Sisssssko kid, was a friend of mine. Hey! Who is that kid? If you don t know, he s my friend. Sing that tune!
Heck on That
Urrrrrggggh. Sometimes if you eat a bug your stomach says: no thank you, I don t want that.
Trees, The Kings of the Sky Above
I think that I shall never see/ A poem, lovely as a tree
Is It Time?
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Over here. Over here. Over here. Right here. Hi.
Do you think that you are the only one who can tell a story? That is just not true. I have a story to tell.
Shoop. Ssshhhhoo boop. Shoo boop, de boop shoo boop. Hello. Didn t see you there. Do you want to sit on a pillow? I am singing my jam.